Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
mossysnail asked: What are you doing specifically for your butt workouts? I want a nice booty too. uwu
I do a lot squats and that thing where you lay on one side and lift up your leg and draw circles with it and laying on your back and literally humping the air
otakulifestyles asked: How is the journey to having a Goddess booty going for ya?
My thighs has been sore for two whole days. Every time I sit on anything or when I bend down to pick up anything I die a little. But on the good side, Minh says my butt is a lot firmer than before hehehehe thanks for asking I luv u
Someone got so excited to see me that the headbutted a stranger
katy perrys new song is giving me life in this library
the only dark horse music video that matters
I reblog this every time I see it
himnayo-smile asked: hmg. your blog is blessed with good taste
Thanks I’m a chef (jk I can’t cook and that was a lame joke)
ittybittydragon asked: We have the same taste in music and it makes me smile! :D
Yeeee my dad plays the drum and guitar so I grew up loving rock music and MJ \m/
Fat people walking everywhere. Eating fried Oreos. Highways with like 8 lanes and still there are about 150,000 cars stuck in traffic. And my beer. My beer is three times the side of my arm. And I am now feeling some type of way.